Dear McCalls 5388 View D,
I know we had something. Something special. I knew the silky polka-dot fabric I chose for you would be a winner, and that people would come to know and appreciate you for all you are worth.
And then you went and... and..
it is too difficult to speak about.
I know my body has changed some since my last pregnancy.
Ok, I know it changed a LOT.
But that is no reason for your duping me into choosing a size that was probably 4 sizes to big so that once I had half the shirt done, it was more like a gigantic spotted art smock instead of an elegant blouse.
I'll be the first to say a muslin prototype would have been a good idea. But I wanted the best for you right away!
So, until we can settle our differences and I get over the emotional anguish of having NO IDEA what clothing size I am, we need to take a break. Step back. Review our goals and decide if they are in line with each other.