Alright...so there is this game that I recently discovered thanks to my brothers called BATTLEFIELD HEROES.
It may look childish, but trust me- it's a fun game. My name is Mike and I'm Melanie's husband. My friends on Battlefield Heroes call me "MBronx," and my enemies aren't alive to give me a name. Needless to say, I invoke fear.
Melanie disapproves of my gaming...hence I keep it on a pretty low key. However, lately I've discovered that her fabric sewing and my gaming can make our marriage stronger! How might you ask?
Well, lately we've started spending more quality time together. You see, our computer and her sewing machine share a desk (a wobbly one at that) and whenever she sews, our table shakes. Now, picture yourself flying and shooting your machine gun in the image below while the desk is violently shaking!
It's practically real-life experience. For all you husbands out there...give it a shot!
-THE SEAM RIPPER (aka "MBronx")